What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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