Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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PENIS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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