What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Dani barton= lovely

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Hippopatomous!

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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