- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Black People.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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