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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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whats better than 24................. 25

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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