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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

So a black man hails a taxi...

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

vagina, hehehehehehehe

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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