- Anti Joke

A disabled man walks into a bar.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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