- Anti Joke

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

a ginger has a soul

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.