Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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black guy graduating high school

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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she wasn't 18

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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man boobs

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