Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Nothing yet CC

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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