Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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the asian kid gets an F

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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