- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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