Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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