- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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