What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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