What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Women's rights...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What do you call a black priest? Father

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Facebook...

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Dani barton= lovely

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Gay's rights

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...