How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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liam buchan is gay !

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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no

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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whats really hot the sun

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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