- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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