A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Women.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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