A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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