- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

hit the thumbs down button

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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