What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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