Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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