Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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involved parents.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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