roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

obama leadership

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

democracy

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

women outside of the kitchen

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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