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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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