- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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