Knock Knock Who's there its me... we need to talk go away tod. i told you never to come back here babe, just open the door why? so you can beat me again? i said i was sorry! i just want to see my little girl... well maybe you should of been there for us! babe... i love you you lying son of a bitch... you dont deserve us open the damn door or i will beat it down im calling the cops YOU BETTER NOT BITCH! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! tod... please... get out come here no... NO! get the hell off of me!!!! HELP!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! SHUT UP WHORE (crying) please... please... ...mommy? SARAH! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! MOMMY LOVES YOU! ooh.. theres my little girl. you miss daddy? GET AWAY FROM HER!!! SHUT UP BITCH! come give daddy a hug what have you done to mommy? what you want some too? SARAH I SAID GET OUT THE HOUSE! GET HELP! ...mommy im scared... (sob) oh your crying? you want something to cry about? OH ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! .... you better get the hell out of here tod.. whoah... babe where did you get a gun GET OUT babe... put the gun down... relax NO YOU RELAX! all these years ive been raising this baby. without you. all by myself. and i dont want you in the picture now. ILL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE ill see you in hell... (BANG) (BANG)

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

i love huge wieners.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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