Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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zebras

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knock knock who's there?

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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WNBA

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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