Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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I like hats XD!

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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9/11

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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