a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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asian, do math

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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