Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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...NO.

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19th amendment

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Scientology.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Anti Joke

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