A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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