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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.