There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Hippopatomous!

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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