Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Black People.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Hi

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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