What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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like for a handjob.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Nickelback

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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