- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my shotgun

Your mom.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

brian mcgee is gay!

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

what is big and white? the moon

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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