What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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PENlS.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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A black guy with his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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