- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.