Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Woman's Rights

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hit the thumbs down button

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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