Knock knock What

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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what do gay people eat?? food

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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hi michael

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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