What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Nickelback

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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