How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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