- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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