- Anti Joke

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

YEAH THEY DO.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Yo daddy!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.