Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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