Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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68 :)

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Women's sports

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Type 2 diabetics

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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