Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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alert("The Game");//

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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knock knock

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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