- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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