- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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