Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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women's rights.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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