- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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