If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Anti Joke

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